Och Aye…..

A tartan man, from a tartan clan,
came down through the highland heather;
on a mission he was, all of because,
a lassie who was light as a feather.

This tartan man, from a tartan clan,
was all brawn with muscles that rippled;
by declaring his love to this bonnie wee dove,
he now knew his chances had tripled.

So the tartan man, from the tartan clan,
went down upon bended knee;
and producing a ring, which made her heart sing,
he asked, 'Please wid ye marry ta me?'

Thus the tartan man, from a tartan clan,
gathered up his bonnie new wife;
and carried her home, no longer to roam,
together to start their new life.....