Autocorrect texting at times will annoy, when sending a message that 'it' may employ; to throw a curved ball right out of the park leaves the recipient lost in the dark. You quickly send a text to correct the first one, saying sorry old chap my phone's having fun; what I meant to say has gone somewhat wonky, instead of okey dokey you received okey donkey! I re-text him to order some good Bircher's muesli, as that is the breakfast I love to eat usually. But my phone then produces a text of revulsion as it orders for me some Butcher's emulsion! Just how it interpreted my breakfast to slop causes me earnestly to wish it would stop! So now I am careful to re-read before send in case I'll incur a hostile 'unfriend'!