Such Cheek!

There are undies on the line,
which truly can't be mine
as they seem too wide and large;
perhaps it is a joke
by some cheeky folk
for they look as big as a barge!

My undies are all neat
and lacy in the seat,
with nothing stretched in their thread;
with a thong at the back
there's really no slack,
but these indicate some spread!

Who's pegged them out,
just give me a shout
and I'll deal to them right away;
for it is really mean
to expose such a beam
 I'll make sure that the culprits pay!

I could turn the other cheek
and appear all meek
and confess that they're possibly mine;
but who would believe,
or even conceive,
the idea I'd hung them on the line!

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